“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”
“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”
“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
- Me: Afraid to answer phones.
- Me: Afraid to answer the door.
- Me: Afraid to order food.
- Me: Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people in real life.
watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever