"A courtesy email would be nice if some other guy is gonna have a go at my wife."
this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was
my friend was telling me that his boyfriend’s age is 21 and that he had a twin brother. I asked how old was the twin brother
I asked how much $5 worth of chips was once…
I once asked my mum how long I cook two minute noodles in the microwave for.M
I asked my teacher what world war WW2 was this morning.
don’t associate with people that think they’re too good for mcdonalds
kinda fucked up how you can easily eat back what you worked off exercising for 40 minutes in like 4 seconds
i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes
like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka
some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe
other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions
other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj
other people like throw in asteriks and exclamation points and shit and get fancy with it
Got that urban outfitters taste with a Walmart budget
do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything?
all crushes do is crush ur soul