“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”
“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”
“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
(Source: oathkeeping)
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
(Source: nosdrinker)
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
- Me: Afraid to answer phones.
- Me: Afraid to answer the door.
- Me: Afraid to order food.
- Me: Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people in real life.
watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
(Source: hungarian)
AU: After running into the Doctor’s time stream, Clara gets scattered across thousands of the Doctor’s days. On several occasions, Clara meets the Ponds, and sometimes, to her surprise, they remember.
(Source: clarabosswins)
